Putin Tells A Joke

Script below in case it is hard to read it on video.


A man comes to Lubyanka (KGB headquarters) and says:
- I am a spy, I want to surrender.

He is asked:
- Whose spy are you?

He says:
- I am an American spy.
- Well, then, you need to go to room #5.

He goes to the room #5:
- I am an American spy, I want to surrender.
- Do you have weapons?
- Yes, I do.
- Please go to room #7.

He goes to the room #7:
- I'm a spy, I want to surrender, I have weapons.
- Please go to room #10.

He goes to the room #10:
- I'm a spy, I want to surrender, I have weapons.
- Do yo have communications equipment?
- Yes, I do.
- Please go to room #20.

He arrives to the room #20:
- I'm a spy, I have weapons and communications equipment, and I want to surrender.

He is asked:
- Do you have a mission?
- Yes, I do.
- Well, then go and execute your mission. Stop distracting people from their work!