I would like to take the time that you never did with my application to Thank You.
Honestly I cannot thank you enough for both pen circling and highlighting both my unmarried single status and N/A spousal financial aid. Did your overweight bald husband who is incapable of getting an erection buy you that fancy highlighter of yours?
On top of playing cadoodles on my entire application you attached a neon yellow half sheet of paper and checked a box that stated I don't have financial backing then wrote in pen underneath:
" How do you pay tuition? "
Well I am glad you asked that question on the very application I need approved before applying for a research job. See I think I plan on paying my tuition with this job, that I can not apply for until you approve my BULLSHIT BUDGET SHEET that you made me fill out because you only want to give poor people work study jobs. Or is it to ask poor students why they are poor ?
I DO NOT WANT TO JUSTIFY THE FACT THAT I AM POOR TO YOU I JUST WANT TO APPLY FOR A JOB SO I CAN PAY MY TUITION.
Another gesture I appreciated was when I asked kindly to speak with you and your secretary told me that you had left for the day. It was 12:00 in the afternoon on a Thursday. That must have been nice to get your pen circling, yellow highlighting and stapling done early so that you could stroll around the sunshine. Good for you.
I hope that when you go to eat your mid-day meal the meat is rotten but despite your superior observational skills I hope you do not see that it is gone bad but that you taste it. Hold it in your mouth and savour it.
And while I wait another week for your to give my applicant a thorough read through I will take this time to reflect on the things I could do in my life so that future generations do not have to deal with your bureaucrat incompetency. Perhaps you could take a lengthy under water vacation?
With utmost sincerity,
Kimberley Alexandra Dillon
P.S I hope you succeed in keeping me down because if I ever make it up I promise to take the time to step on you too.
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Yes that's the sum of it.Sorry beautiful ,I share your anger,I am small business after all...But you are a fighter ,the people in ALL ADMINISTRATIONS ,corporate,etc,spend 99% of their''working time covering their asses ...I know.They don't get it that THEY are the vulnerable ones...Feel sorry for them,after all they spend their life in fear of not making ''mistakes'' and creating useless papers.Gees ,they ruin what 's left of the environment too!~! Not an invidious position either...xoxoxo,mom
ReplyDeleteWhat I actually mean is that man propose,God dispose !~!!.xoxoxo,mom
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