Friday

Bell hung up on me






Today a Bell telemarketer called me.

Bell:" Dear Miss Dillon did you know that your home phone number has been entered into a draw and you have won a free cellphone from Bell."

Me: " That is nice however I do not like cellphones. I have never owned a cellphone and do not plan on owning one."

Click

Me: " Hello ? Holy shit the Bell lady just hung up ON ME" Yelling at Ty in the other room simultaneously.

Ty: " Dude, you should play mind games on them once and make them hang up you."

Me: " That just happened. Bell just hung up on me right now. "

Ty:" For real ? "

I predict as an anti-cellphonite that unless I move into the deep wilderness I will be lynched in public for my views in 3 years* time.
This the first sign. I am sure of it.


* three being the number that all bad things come in.

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