Thursday

I knew this day would come.

Phone rings at 8:30 am

Me sleepily: Hello?

Hi it's Sam from Bell Canada. * Long Pause, I guess this is when most people hang up *

Me: Hi Sam, How can I help you ?

Sam : I am offering you a free cell phone and a good plan.

Me: I don't like cellphones.

Sam: You don't like cellphones ?

Me: Yep. Don't like them, don't want one, never had one. Not interested cause I dont like cellphones.

Sam: Oh

Me: Well Sam I hope you have better luck on your next call and you sell lots of plans today. Bye


That was so close I knew the other side would try and offer me free things eventually. I won that temptation. Staying strong. If only my friends would quit pestering me .

2 comments:

  1. Just so you know, you are missing out on text messages like the following: "Hey. Where are you?" "What's up?" and "Are you okay?"

    It's hard to express concern in real life.

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  2. Good for you Kimmy,that's defining you; a totally non sheep mentality !xo,mom

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