Things I have been thinking about

So in Mega Shark V.S Giant Octopus the solution brought up by Debbie Gibson is that they need to kill each other off.

How is that a solution? How are they are going to kill each other at the exact same time ?
Wouldn't one win and then be king of the seas ? Then it will be all high mighty cause it won an epic battle therefore making it harder to kill due to self righteousness on top of deadliness ?

Wouldn't a better theory be to drop a Mother fucking A-Bomb on those beasts while they are fighting ?
(Also my solution to end Avatar or that earth simulation planet those weird blue things hang out on, A-Bomb it.)

I need to see this movie I have too many questions.
Someone help me illegally download my first movie.

Please and Thank you

P.S Everyone knows Mega Shark is going to win, seriously. WTF is Octopus going to ? Suffocate mega jaws to death ? I dont think so. Scissors beats paper : Fact.