Thursday

Storm

Huge storm last night, winds were 90 knots !

The power went out in Tofino starting 7:30 for the whole night. I got to hand out candles to the guests.
The B.C Hydro hotline is hilarious.

" hi this is Kim from Crystal Cove in Tofino. We have a power outtage. How long do you think this will go on for ?"
" Woah Tofino, Thats a beautiful place to live " Craig the B.C Hydro guy
" Correct Craig it is a beautiful here, the experience for humans is enhanced with electricity normally provided by B.C Hydro"

" Oh yea, Why do you think you don't have electricity?" - C
" Well I am not a expert but I would imagine something has happened to the electric poles/lines coming into town. But I dont work for B.C Hydro so this is not really my field of expertise Craig."

" Yea, I dont know why you don't have power."
" Really you dont ? No idea what so ever?"
" oh wait something appeared on my computer screen. It says a tree fell on the power lines on Highway 1 between Tofino and Ucluelet. They are estimating 30 mins."
" Thank you Craig. You are very helpful."

The power did not come on till 5am.

Apparently this Article would have answered the question. Sometimes I dont blame the robots of the future for killing off the human race.



The Electric Slide is not a good idea when faced with a down power line. The Shuffle is much more power safe.

I imagine this how I dance the Electric Shuffle. With a Lil Funk. ( poor quality and guy is drunk but he has more rhythm than guy above)


Do not Watch this video as a beginner. This is so clearly Dancing Mach 5. Apparently a Dance Craze used at Raves in Melbourne call the "Melbourne Shuffle." 10 points for trying to once again resurrect the running man.

2 comments:

  1. "But I dont work for B.C Hydro so this is not really my field of expertise Craig."

    OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD!
    Thanks for making my day.
    xoxoxooxoxox

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  2. HAHAHA!!!!xoxoxo+ I miss you,you make me laugh hysterically !

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