My evil doing knows no bounds.

I came home for lunch/ dinner and Snickers was at the door waiting for me.
For those of you who don't know I have been ostracized once again as a " Man Stealer". Apparently I am pampering Snickers too much and only feeding him wet cat food according to unnamed sources.

These accusations are all lies! I don't just feed him wet cat food!
I feed him wet cat on top of tuna and salmon :)

I let their rants affect me and I decided that Snickers must eat at home so I picked him up and walked towards their trailer. They are all out at the Golf Tourny.
The closer I get to the trailer the more Snicker protesth. When I open the trailer I realize why.

Giant Dog is in the trailer. He one of the girl's boyfriend's dog. His head is the size of mind. He is at least up to my hip in height.
He has yellow eyes and he is a mean Mutha ( shut your mouth).

I open the door unsuspectingly,
dog he sees cat,
Cat leaps over my soldier in a mad frantic dash. Dog almost knocks me over in hot pursuit.
Normally I would wonder how the hell I would get big evil dog back inside the house but I love Snickers- Alot-.
I screamed in an authoritative voice " CEDAR" ( a dog so big they named a tree after him)
He stopped mid- sprint and turned around.
Then I said " Get the Fuck back in the house you evil dog."
He then walked back into the house with his head down.

I walked in grabbed three tins of wet cat food and walked out closed the door while cedar was in the corner with his head down trying to peer up with his eyes.

I spent the next 15 minutes apologizing to Snickers who was terrified and hiding the bushes.
After convincing evil dog was gone he got out and went inside my trailer.
He ate his food
but refuses to acknowledge me.
Understandable.

I did a bad, bad thing.